CannaNicCraft: Neonatal LOLs

CannaNicCraft: Neonatal LOLs

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But beware, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to steal your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. From a giant statue of a creeper to a roller coaster that goes through the End, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3087 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 225 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Potions Brewed: 171
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9782 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Potions Brewed: 60 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magic Items Found: 8151
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Villages Defended: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1194 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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