CannaNicCraft: Neonatal LOLs

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But beware, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to steal your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. From a giant statue of a creeper to a roller coaster that goes through the End, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HoneyMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Building Skills Challenges Fun Exploration Community PvP Economy Creative Minigames Sandbox Roleplay Fantasy Monsters Quests Dungeons Crafting Exploration, Vanilla

HoneyMC is a Survival server that offers a unique experience! Join us for exciting adventures, explore, build and evolve your skills in a world full of challenges and fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Galactic Cube SMP

activities, Adventuring, building, Community, Exploring, friendly-atmosphere, Galactic Cube SMP, Helpful Staff, Land claiming, leadership, Minecraft, minecraft adventure, new players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Returning Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming Community

Galactic Cube is a fun and engaging Minecraft server that offers a great experience for new and returning players. With many useful plugins, you can do a variety of things such as protect your creations by claiming your land, toggle PvP on and off to avoid unwanted fights, and enjoy a friendly and welcoming atmosphere with helpful staff and exceptional leadership. Whether you like building, exploring, or adventuring, there’s plenty of activites to do and enjoy. With exciting features and a welcoming community, it’s the perfect place to dive into your next Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5889	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Ice Cube – Brain Freeze Edition

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Server Overview

IP	play.cubedao.net
Version	1.8 – 1.21.1

The Survival gamemode is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

IP: play.cubedao.net

Information: https://docs.cubedao.net/

Forums: https://cubedao.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.cubedao.net with the specified version of Minecraft.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines to follow on our server. You can find them in our documentation.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more to enhance your survival experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	4327	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Craze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Anonymous SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for epic dance parties in the virtual world, where you can show off your best Kpop moves and impress all your fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground Kpop fan club, where you can gossip about your favorite idols and plan elaborate fan projects. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden Kpop shrine hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Kpop adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next virtual Kpop superstar.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	1407
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brother’s Big Day Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of wedding invitations, maid of honor duties, and grandma drama!

Are you ready to navigate through the twists and turns of family relationships while building epic structures and battling mobs? Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on chaos and drama!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your grandma’s honor, even if it means missing out on your brother’s wedding. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have a virtual adventure filled with laughter and tears?

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server today and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways! Remember, in our server, family feuds are just another part of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoDoorNoProblemMC

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Angry, Apologize.., baby, banging, DESPERATE, Door, Earring, Elevator, Favor, Favors, Help, husband, Knocking, neighbor, NoDoorNoProblemMC, Rude, stranger, Trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

QuitLifeInMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and all its responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about all your problems and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the map – find it and you’ll be the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Pig Racing” where you can compete against other players for fabulous prizes (and bragging rights, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join our Minecraft SMP today – because who needs real life when you can have virtual adventures and endless fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9718	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockBraggerz

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Are you proud of your ability to build elaborate structures in Minecraft? Well, join our server and show off your skills to the world! We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamond blocks that only the most skilled players can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off! So if you’re proud of your Minecraft prowess, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LebCraft: Nasrallah’s Epic Challenge

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have nasrallah daring israel to invade lebanon in speech, making it a HISTORIC OPPORTUNITY for all players! imagine the chaos and excitement as you build and battle in a world inspired by this crazy event. join now for a chance to be a part of the action and create your own legendary moments in minecraft history!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Thermal Charge Harvesting Server

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t in minecraft. we got organic thermoelectric devices dat harvest thermal energy like it’s nobody’s business. charge transfer interfaces? we got dat too, and dey be poppin off like fireworks on da fourth of july. come join us and witness da magic of charge generation like u never seen before. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #crazychargegeneration

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Savage Crafters

Adventure, awesome community, bigchadguys, building, Cobblemon, Economy, Exploration, fabric server, Gaming, latest version Minecraft, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Playtime ranks, pokemon, PvE, Redstone, resource packs, Shaders, Survival, Voting Rewards

BigChadGuys w/Cobblemon Fabric Server! Pixelmon meets latest version minecraft! Voting rewards, playtime ranks, awesome community 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Toxic Network

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, custom challenges, Economy, exciting rewards, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, pillars of fortune, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival, survival custom, Toxic Network, unique experience

Toxic Games is a Minecraft network that offers a unique experience with exciting modes like Skyblock, Survival Custom, and Pillars of Fortune. With support for Java and Bedrock players, Toxic Games guarantees fun for all types of adventurers, providing custom challenges and exciting rewards in every game. Join now and become part of our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	60
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.