Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Towns Built: 6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Crops Grown: 9446 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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