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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Void Armor Forged: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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