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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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