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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 New Chunks Explored: 543192
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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