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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Votes:	439
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

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legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Farms Harvested:	250
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Votes:	1730	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	108	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	191
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6730	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	2067
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2947
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Star Shards Collected:	191	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network