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Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7805	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9082
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	162	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9046	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1449	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1795	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Farms Harvested:	156	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26