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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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