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Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 279 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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