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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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