come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magic Items Found: 5979
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Crops Grown: 6716 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Mines Excavated: 2523

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Chimeras Created: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 434

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Farms Harvested: 885
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8154 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 110
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Alien Abductions: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension Hops: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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