CalamityAR | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	202
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	335	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	1777	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	9657
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9669	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	186
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	8683	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	552346	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	89	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3845	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11