Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

Breakup, bros, cafe, Cafebros, Closure, Emotional healing, finding peace, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, starting anew

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Void Gems Collected:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

admins, Cheats, Community, Creative, Echo Enclave, enthusiastic, Friendly, Game project, grind, Lazy but enthusiastic, Minecraft, mobs, NO DONATION, No pvp, no website, private server, PvE, small server, Survival

-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6128	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

bad sportsmanship, Competitive Gaming, FF, Game, Gaming Community, gg, Jungler dies once, league of legends, losing mentality, mental resilience, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online toxicity, player behavior, Server, Sportsmanship, team communication, team dynamics, terrible mentality, toxic players, winning, Winning game

Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ores Mined:	2155	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, general, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Link, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelChronicle, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, pxl, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, smp, Specialite., tsunderia, V4Mirai, VSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

abortion, advertisement, controversial topic, election season, elections, Illinois, Issue, Media influence, Minecraft, opponent, political ad, political campaign, Political debate, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, Server, television, turn on TV, Vote, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

Anime swords, dark repulser, Fantasy swords, gaming gear, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, smp, sword art online, Sword collecting, sword craftsmanship, sword design, Sword enthusiasts, Sword replicas, Sword replicas for collection, Sword replicas for cosplay, Sword replicas for decoration, Sword replicas for display, Sword replicas for sale, Sword thread, Swords, Thread, video game weapons, vidya, Vidya Swords, Virtual swords

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Autumn Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1644
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	9520	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	9040	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	108
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1444	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4233
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!