Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3013	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Spears Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3712	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4474
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4005
Void Gems Collected:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2219
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1116
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.