ButterBaeCraft

advice, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, Burn, BUTTER, ButterBaeCraft, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, culturally insensitive, Disrespect, Divorce, Ego, family, grandmother, health, latina, Mother, Nurse, sensitivity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and health over butter on burns! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles against butter-loving grandmas.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom, mine for diamonds, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. But beware, you might encounter some butter-wielding enemies along the way!

Don’t let anyone tell you how to treat burns, especially not a 100-year-old great grandmother. Show off your nursing skills and stand your ground against anyone who tries to butter you up.

And remember, in our server, we prioritize your well-being and respect your boundaries. So come on in and let’s have a blast together – just leave the butter at the door!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Animals Bred:	94

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Items Found:	4945
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	1374
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	236938
Crops Grown:	7438	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1953	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1394	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	836959
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2728	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.