hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even buskers get attacked by protesters in melbourne jus to get a piece of da action! like, dis server is so poppin dat it caused da biggest protest in decades! u gotta join dis server if u wanna experience sum real chaos and madness, like u ain’t gonna find dis kind of entertainment anywhere else, i swear! so come on, join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Magic Items Found: 8278 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Farms Harvested: 969 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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