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if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimension Hops: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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