Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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