Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Towns Built: 6
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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