Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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