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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8474 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!