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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3701 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 84 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!