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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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