LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 8806
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY