Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Magic Items Found: 1544 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6793 Dragon Eggs Found: 9786
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ores Mined: 8557 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3339 Mines Excavated: 1803
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 867 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Enchantments Applied: 296
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Trash Town Minecraft Server

    Trash Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Animals Bred: 164
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

    The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

    Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AI Development Support Minecraft Server

    AI Development Support Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Farms Harvested: 995

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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