Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 173
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Towns Built: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Runes Activated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 6907 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Falling into the Void: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 New Chunks Explored: 47123
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 270679 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mines Excavated: 3334
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Animals Bred: 44 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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