BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7144	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Items Found:	1899
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	200

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TekkroMC

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sammichland

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Outbreak Gaming

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Grill

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ParadACE

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineRealm

I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magic Items Found:	5867
New Chunks Explored:	987297	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tekecraft

Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

Join and become part of the family!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	7876

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Legends Of Thoroghan

KitPvP

LEGENDS OF THOROGHAN IP – lotpvp.us Factions Magic Guns McMmo Prison SkyBlock KitPvP Survival Creative MineWars MonsterSurvival And More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!