BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	92	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5696	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	570005	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8481

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fandomcraft

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PunchCraft Factions

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PunchCraft Towny

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cencraft Network

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RisingAxes

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeHeaven

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MaddynCraft

MCMMO, Essentials, Vault, No Grief and Protection Stones. Tired of 12 year old power hungry mods and admins? Try a mature play server for a change.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.