BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VumCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6341
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2078	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.