| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2851 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4157 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 118 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla? | No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server. |
| What is the map size of Simply Vanilla? | The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in. |
| How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla? | You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information. |
| Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay. |
| Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information. |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3457 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.
Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!
Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3295 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2400 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6450 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!
And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4602 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7284 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2370 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 9967 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 526 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 176 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.
also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.
so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9948 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.
Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1811 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3309 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Server Features |
|---|
| – Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update |
| – Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay. |
| – Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn. |
| – Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration. |
| – Microphone usage strongly encouraged. |
| – Custom dungeons and structures to explore. |
| – Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels. |
| – Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards. |
Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.
New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb
Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here
Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server on? | The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above. |
| How can I join the server? | Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community. |
| Is microphone usage mandatory? | While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction. |
| Are there custom dungeons and structures? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration. |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3062 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2059 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3158 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!
Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 209 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 743 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!
