Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Enchantments Applied: 203 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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