Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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