Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 6228
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ores Mined: 9376
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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