Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 50 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Potions Brewed: 144
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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