Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
New Chunks Explored: 271440 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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