Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Dragon Eggs Found: 8087
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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