Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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