Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 462
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Dragon Eggs Found: 5312 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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