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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5793 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!