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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7343 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!