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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2125 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2009 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!