BrowserHistoryMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they’re trained in the ancient art of llama jousting.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do stand-up comedy. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you the power to summon a rain of TNT upon your enemies.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Plus, we won’t judge you for your browser history, no matter how many times you’ve searched for “how to tame a dragon in Minecraft”. It’s all good, bro.

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Villages Defended:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	4920
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	227	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4757	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Crops Grown:	7814

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3245
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	3672
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!