Browser Minecraft SMP /g/ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6778
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2526
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4681
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	830813
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WishCraft Realms

Alternate Reality, daydream, desire, dreams, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional, ideal world, idealistic, imagination, longing, Magic, make believe, Realms, unreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, WishCraft, Wishful thinking

Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	977

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism efforts, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, CraftyNet, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global politics, India, international relations, Israel, Israel-India relations, leadership, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace talks, pm modi, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unity, world peace

so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Items Found:	8880
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8