BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

amusing, baffled, brother, BrotherlyLMAO, Chuckle, comedian, comedic, confusion, Enigma, Entertaining, funny, humor, idk, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Server, sibling, unfamiliar, unknown person

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	651
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	856152	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Votes:	5232	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1579
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	6656	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	7921	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!