Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4613
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4024

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8515 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mines Excavated: 1726

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Potions Brewed: 40
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 282804 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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