Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Emeralds Found: 8269 Magic Items Found: 2272
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY