Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY