Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Runes Activated: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY