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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5458 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!