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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6357 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Mines Excavated: | 4602 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 627 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!